Wednesday, November 28, 2012

This one's a doozy!

Don't remind me that a piece of shit WoW clone is being made in the elder scrolls universe. So I was looking on the nexus today, and I saw a full race made from a totally different game genre for Skyrim called the Tera. a race from one of the bajillion anime themed online MMORPG's out there.  These things look like those poor children evil mothers dress up like dolls, and treat them like objects cause their own trailer trash existence is too mundane to attract the proper amount of attention they crave. This freakishly proportioned shit doesn't belong in TES universe for 3 reasons.

1. The elder scrolls is a single player RPG. always has been, and always should be.

2. creepy toonish anime characters don't belong in any elder scrolls game. And to be honest I don't understand how some people can play as somehting so creepy looking. 

3. These things are pure eye sodomy.

I think any capable warrior in the elder scrolls universe could end these little tarts faster than you can say Dovahkiin.  They don't fit into the lore of the game. they are merely a novelty, and in my opinion, an ugly one.








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Monday, October 15, 2012

Anime

Sometimes there is stuff that is just not lore-friendly in the elder scrolls games. and sometimes it's way beyond what the experience of Skyrim should be.

This is an anime girl
Due to the last entry deleting his shameful work, I have decided to start showing the actual mods on here as well as linking to them.

inside skyrim. she not only doesn't fit lore, but doesn't even fit the art style. I cannot even begin to figure out why people actually like this kind of stupid bullshit in the elder scrolls titles.

whatever floats your boat. it's still stupid, and therefore, I feel it belongs on this list.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

More brony work

Wow...you gotta admire the dedication:

unfortunately this mod has been taken down. and i personally have to say good riddance. Bronies ruin everything.

Invisible body parts!

Now this is just silly!

Link

Saturday, February 11, 2012

 Just found this little gem on youtube. Stupid because this kind of thing doesn't really fit in with the lore or tech of Skyrim. Funny because I think i saw that her arms are about as thick as a spaghetti noodle.

A video of the mod.

Monday, February 6, 2012

The purpose of this Blog is to showcase some of the silliest, and so far stupidest Ideas people have run across in terms of mods for the elder scrolls games. These are mods that for one reason or another make those that enjoy rich new content that is more often lore friendly or at least aesthetically pleasing gawk at in disdain.

some of these mods, although stupid have gained a following and are often praised for their originality.

Such as the silly mod. Or the more recent one that turns the Skyrim dragons into macho man Randy Savage. Stupid but fun.

I will be sharing the ones I find with you and if you like, you can share one you find with me as well.