Wednesday, November 28, 2012

This one's a doozy!

Don't remind me that a piece of shit WoW clone is being made in the elder scrolls universe. So I was looking on the nexus today, and I saw a full race made from a totally different game genre for Skyrim called the Tera. a race from one of the bajillion anime themed online MMORPG's out there.  These things look like those poor children evil mothers dress up like dolls, and treat them like objects cause their own trailer trash existence is too mundane to attract the proper amount of attention they crave. This freakishly proportioned shit doesn't belong in TES universe for 3 reasons.

1. The elder scrolls is a single player RPG. always has been, and always should be.

2. creepy toonish anime characters don't belong in any elder scrolls game. And to be honest I don't understand how some people can play as somehting so creepy looking. 

3. These things are pure eye sodomy.

I think any capable warrior in the elder scrolls universe could end these little tarts faster than you can say Dovahkiin.  They don't fit into the lore of the game. they are merely a novelty, and in my opinion, an ugly one.








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